Selfish Prick

Now choosing seats on a plane can be a bit hit and miss. I thought we had chosen ok, but seemingly not. The second leg of the flight we were one seat back from a bulkhead in the centre section. The guy in front decided that the 2 meteres he had in front of him was not enough so pushed his seat back to the max. Looking forward he had his legs stretched out just touching the bulkhead and his TV screen was almost 2 metres away. Me, however had my little screen pushed about the length of my iPad from my face. I was reading a book on it at the time and it was not easy getting the iPad in an appropriate place to read. I felt if I had a big black non removable marker pen on me I could write “selfish bastard” on his big bald head, lucky for him I never had a pen. Well possibly lucky for me also as he was a big angry looking bloke.